Crossopholis Reviews: Dragon Quest Series

tl;dr: I'm going to review all of the Dragon Quest games. Hold on to your butts.

The longer version, plus a childhood story: As part of a recent urge to write more, I've decided to review what is quite possibly my favorite role playing video game series (yes, I did have to specify the "video game" bit): Dragon Quest. I say possibly because I have not actually played all of the games the series has to offer. Since its release, the Gameboy Color remake of Dragon Warrior/Quest III has been one of my all-time favorite video games (third only to Mega Man X and Donkey Kong Country 2). I remember wandering into an old Movie Gallery when I was a wee lad with my mom and seeing the game on one of those rotating displace racks for $20 new. Being the typical 11-year-old that I was, I thought the cover looked fucking amazing, and I really wanted to have it. Alas, I had no money, and my mom would hear none of it. It seemed I was destined never to experience the title's glorious, hidden wonders...

Pictured above: my childhood dreams, just out of reach.

Then fate stepped in and bitch-slapped destiny.

A few weeks had passed since my fateful first encounter with that triumphant cover promising heroism and adventure. At that time, adjacent to the aforementioned Movie Gallery was a Food Lion. Generally, I would tag along with my mom while she bought groceries and be bored all the while, but this time something magical happened. This time I found a $20 bill lying on the ground as we were leaving. As if sent from the gods themselves! I pointed the heavenly gift out to my mother who, being the kind woman she always is, snatched that shit from my hands and immediately lingered in the store longer to see if anyone looked like they were freaking out because they lost some money. When none did, I convinced her to go next door to the Movie Gallery and the rest is history.

I spent many hours playing Dragon Warrior 3, often hurting my neck as I attempted to find nice lighting for those damned backlight-less GBCs. It was amazing. From the personality test in the beginning, to the ability to create your own party of adventurers, I was hopelessly hooked. Additionally, if bought new, the game comes with a map that players can use to help find towns and such while exploring the overworld.

Years later, I played a bit of the Dragon Quest Monster games and eventually bought and played through Dragon Quest VIII on PS2 and Dragon Quest IX on DS (both are awesome). After recently buying and playing through most of the GBC remake of Dragon Warrior I+II, I've decided I'm going to go back and fully review each main game in the series. I plan on being extremely thorough with these reviews (non-spoiler unless otherwise noted), and, as I've hinted at earlier, many of the games I will be playing through for the first time; as a result, I can't promise they'll all come out quick, but they will pop up semi-regularly between random posts as I finish playing each game. Afterwards, I may go back and review some of the spin-off titles. We shall see...

Random morning thought.

You know, I can’t even count the number of times I’ve heard or read from people that the stuff that goes through their minds would freak me out, and I’ve thought the same about my own thoughts on many occasions. I’ve come to the conclusion that there’s a vast underestimation of just how pleasantly insane we all actually are.

The greatest movie trilogy.

I wasn't in the best of moods today, so I decided to sit back and enjoy the greatest trilogy that's out there. Star Wars and The Lord of the Rings have nothing on the cinematic masterpiece that is... 

Welcome to Night Vale

This podcast has been posted in a lot of places recently, and a friend of mine got me hooked the other day:
http://podbay.fm/show/536258179

If you're unfamiliar with Welcome to Night Vale, it is a comedic podcast with Lovecraftian horror elements thrown in and released twice a month.  The series is told from the perspective of a radio host broadcasting the current events of the fictional town "Night Vale."

Whether new or familiar to podcasts, I highly recommend checking this one out. If you're into weird and dark humor, Welcome to Night Vale may be right up your alley.

Regarding technology and the younger generation...

I felt the desire to make another post about language recently. Nothing quite as philosophical as the last, but something on my mind nonetheless. Apologies to those who don't find this kind of thing interesting. Anyway, my thoughts here come in response to a post I read on a (admittedly politically-charged) news site. In a nutshell, the article expressed a sentiment that, really, could be applied well beyond language and has been around all my life: the all-too-common view that some older people express which essentially states younger generations are damning the world. 

The idea in the post was that technology, particularly smartphones and texting, is destroying the younger generation's notions of correct spelling and grammatical usage. 

Here's the thing, though: this problem has existed well before the emergence of smartphones and widespread internet use. It's almost as if, at a certain age, many people in America just stop caring about the intricacies of the language.

This isn't a young vs. old comparison, either. I've tutored countless people in their 50s, 60s, and 70s who claimed to have excellent grammatical skills but just "couldn't understand why their English professors were all so nit-picky." You know, with "silly" little things like subject-verb agreement and fragmented sentences. I even had one older guy tell me once that "English didn't work that way when I was in school" to defend his comma splicing problem.

That said, I'll be one of the first to admit that there are certainly outdated and arbitrary rules within the English language today, and I don't take grammar quite as seriously as most of the people I know. I'm simply noting that, based on my own experiences as a mere observer and tutor, technology is certainly changing the ball field, but whether or not it is worsening the language as a whole has yet to be seen.